7 Ways Cheaters Hide Secrets

So why must you learn how cheaters hide their tracks?

 

The key for cheaters to stay in a relationship together is their ability to effectively communicate in secret. This information Bumble.com Reviews will better equip you to stop or at least disrupt that line of communication while figuring out what you want to do with your relationship.

 

Okay so I am afraid to admit this, but here it goes. I love movies on terrorism. WAIT! Don't run away. I know that sounds creepy, BUT let me explain myself. I find it fascinating how such evil-minded people, cleverly find ways to effectively communicate and function as an organization while covering their tracks. The CIA and several high-power military units are hot on their tails constantly seeking ways to trap and eliminate them from existence, but the terrorists are so determined to achieve their goal of wreaking havoc that they routinely adapt and find escape routes.

 

No matter how sophisticated and powerful their enemies are they escape like mice into the tiniest little holes by being experts Bumble on the most basic forms of communication and how to avoid predictable patterns.

 

Unfortunately there is another group of characters that use secretive communicating methods to help achieve their goal and it's not those skinny, Santa-Clause-bearded scary guys in tunics jumping in and out of caves 2,000 miles away.

 

Instead it'sthe husbands or wives sharing their bed with you 2 inches away. If you suspect your partner is cheating or have already caught them in an affair these 7 ways cheaters hide evidence will help you make it very difficult for them to keep going.

 

So let's pretend you and I created a new agency similar to the CIA, designed with the sole purpose of uncovering wayward spouses. Bumble.com We will call it the CYPCSA, short for, Catch Your Pathetic Cheating Spouse Agency. Okay so it's not that short.

 

Anyway I have recruited you to catch your own cheating husband or wife. To better prepare you for the field I have drafted a report. Read it, then report back to me.

 

Cheaters Report: 7 Ways Cheating Spouses Hide Secrets

 

1. Work A Job With An Erratic Schedule: Unpredictable Hours

 

Falling into patterns is bad for cheaters because if they break the pattern than it because suspicious. The worst place a cheating spouse wants to maintain a pattern is at work because using their job as an excuse is the easiest way to see their lover. So having a job where working overtime, different days, different times or late provides them many opportunities to fall off your radar. Of course the worse-case scenario would be a job that routinely travels. Then they could make the excuse they are on a trip when they are actually less than 10 miles away spending numerous affair-filled nights with their boyfriend or girlfriend.

 

2. Use Work Email to Communicate With Lover

 

A smart cheating spouse does not hide secrets at home. Using a shared computer or simply sending a message to their lover from home will eventually spell bad news for them and reveal their cheating ways.

 

3. Text and Email From Bathroom

 

However, if they are itching to see their lover and do not have any patience then, of course, they will find places to lock themselves in and hide in or around the house then immediately erase those messages.

 

4. Inconsistent Phone Patterns

 

This does not just refer to when they make or receive calls rather how often, when and where they answer their phone or turn it off. Imagine they have the pattern of answering every time you call on the first ring then all of a sudden two days in a row stop answering their phone for two hours. This is when you will hear all the excuses about losing signal, losing battery or forgetting to turn their phone on vibrate.

 

5. Run Extra Errands

 

Here is another way to escape and detour right to their lovers' arms. This method is especially useful for wayward spouses to hide secrets and a personal favorite tactic for the CYPCSA to catch those chumps in the act. You know sometimes you might just have the excuse of "being in the neighborhood" and happen to stop by the same store to pick up some milk and cereal for the kids.

 

6. Unfamiliar Friends: Lie About Visiting Them

 

Friends of theirs you do not know are potentially relationship hazards and can be Public Enemy Number Ones to the CYPCSA. They can be personally responsible for placing your sweetheart wife or husband in multiple places where the potential to fall into temptation and cheat is high. But in addition to that they can be used as scape goats in order to run off for a fun-filled night with their scum bag lovers. Be aware and wary of your spouses' friends with whom you are unfamiliar.

 

7. Lover's Cover Up Name and Secret Code Language

 

This one makes me sick. So think about this recruit.

 

If you itched so badly to see your boyfriend or girlfriend outside your marriage so badly you could not stand tip toeing throughout the week, being mindful of every step to avoid any "land mines" that could blow your cover, what is one thing you could do?

 

You would create a special cover name for your lover. Then when your girlfriend called or text their name would appear as "John", a name of the opposite sex. Then you could pretend to discuss work and come up with a meeting place.

 

What makes this sick is your pathetic spouse does this while you are right next them, perhaps even in the same room with the kids present.

 

Alright recruit it is a cold and mean world out there sometimes and these tidbits will make you more aware of a cheater's mindset. I sincerely hope they personally helped you get some piece of mind. Your assignment is to make life difficult for you cheating spouse. Eventually they will slip up and you will catch them.